the appist

6:00am EXCLUSIVE First shots of newer version of an Android device you just bought

7:00am Insignificant update to Android OS rolling out to a device you have never heard of before

8:00am Significant Android OS update rumor that will never happen

9:00am Huge news: Outrage at news that an update to a usable Android OS version for a crappy Android phone no one bought is not going to be released

10:00am Yet another flawed study that there are more Android devices than iOS devices discussed in depth

11:00am Crappy Android app released, covering it because there are so few apps that are worth mentioning actually being released

12:00pm Rumor about a new Android OS version made up by a 12 year old in Holland published as absolute fact

1:00pm Another new Android device, newer than the one published about 6 hours ago is discovered on a Korean site

2:00pm In depth review of an old Android device (defined as released more than 3 days ago) — review is exactly like the last Android device

3:00pm Completely flawed editorial on why the Android tablets are going to outsell the iPad this year

4:00pm Report of another rogue Android app sending your personal info to servers in China

5:00pm Announcement of another new Android app store opening tomorrow

6:00pm Embargoed release: Another new Android tablet announcement, expected to sell in the dozens